We’re bringing to you today our best 11, amateur football boot edition. Most importantly all football boots showcased in our best 11 are available from our catalogue. Message our team to make an equiry.
GOALKEEPER- We’re starting off with GK. The GK is usually a mouthy c**t or won’t even whisper “Man on”, when his centre back has a 6ft4 animal breathing down his neck. In terms of their choice of football boot, they’ll usually go with a bright boot, something they used to wear playing out until they realised they was sh1t and couldn’t run anymore. This boot is the Tiempo Legend 10 Elite.
LEFT BACK- Next up is the left back. Usually the sh*te player in the team or the “utility” player. This “wanna be” winger feels the need to be bold in his appearance because he’s dull at everything else. We’ve teamed up this poor man’s Paul Konchesky with this awful pair of F50’s.
RIGHT BACK- On the opposite side of the defence is a calm, skilful, good on the ball, but unfortunately, legs have gone player. Back in his prime he was ruling the midfield but now he’s restricted to, “no going past the half way line”. We’re going to give this baller some credit by giving him an excellent pair of boots. We’ve matched him up with a pair of Predator Accuracy. Perfect for them 40 yard passes/clearance.
CENTRE BACK- Our first of two central defenders, is a no nonsense type of player. Loves a 50/50, wins every header and has a direct debit set up for all of his yellow and red card fines. This old school psychopath keeps it simple with his Phantom Luna Elite Blackout.
CENTRE BACK- Our last defender is a touch of class. Has played in every position, because he’s that good. He has it all. First touch, burst of pace, solid in the air and helps out with a handful of goals each season. This player breathes confidence so no doubt he’s going to wear the brightest pair of boots he can find. He’s putting in a man of the match performance each week wearing some Phantom GX Elite.
CENTRAL DEFENSIVE MIDFIELD- Oh s**t! We’ve now got the ex academy baller. Best player on the ball, and most importantly off the ball. Reads the game, breaks up play and can thread a pass through the tightest of defences. Quiet off the pitch but on it he doesn’t shut up. He’s running the show in his classic Copa Mundials. Take a bow the Sunday league, Lothar Matthaus.
RIGHT CENTRAL MIDFIELD- This player loves an assist. He can whip a ball. 5 yards, 10 yards, 50 yards, he’s looking to put it on a plate. Dead ball specialist can only be wearing one type of boot. Predator Accuracy. This colourway is subtle while having some stand out attributes. Similar to the Beckham esk baller.
LEFT CENTRAL MIDFIELD- Next up in midfield is a box to box aggressor. This player doesn’t believe in CDM or CAM. And he hates long sleeves. For this midfield maestro we’ve gave him a pair of 90’s nostalgia. Limited Edition Recreation Of The OG Predator from 1994. A timeless classic.
LEFT WING- Rapid! This whippet isn’t losing a foot race anywhere on the pitch. Bags of pace. But! Bang average touch, below average heading and thinks he can only cross the ball once he’s done 15 step overs. This “wanna be” Mbappe was made for these boots. Light, bright but his shooting is still sh**e. Just get it in the fuc***g box!
RIGHT WING- Next up, is this failed striker. Still tries to grab the number 9 shirt before each match even though he’s not scored since pre season. Good all round player but bottles it with every chance he gets. F50’s seem about right. Overall an average boot but with the Messi connection they’re actually a decent pair of boots.
STRIKER- Last but not least it’s the fox in the box. This goal machine would celebrate a 90th minute tap in, in a 7-1 defeat. Loves to give his defence abuse for any sort of error while he’s relaxing up front chatting sh*t to the oppositions centre back. This player has the privilege to wear Phantom Luna Elite. Perfect for those 6 yard tap ins.